Car Camping Essentials for Beginners
Amazon's camping chart has no tent, no sleeping bag and no stove anywhere in its top twenty-five. What it does give you, and the four things it will not.
After the marriage to Njörðr failed, Skaði did not stay by the sea and make the best of it. She went back to the mountains, put on her skis, took up her bow, and got on with being who she was. The poems call her Öndurdís — the snowshoe goddess — for what she did next, not for what she came to Asgard to demand.
The lesson is unromantic and correct. Comfort outdoors is a question of having the right equipment for where you actually are.
Which is why Amazon’s camping chart is such a strange place to start.
The chart has no tent on it
Amazon’s Camping and Hiking Equipment chart, read this morning. Here is the whole top twenty-five, grouped:
- Insect repellent — eight listings. Picaridin, DEET, permethrin, bracelets, stickers, a citronella candle.
- Ice packs — four listings.
- Water treatment — a personal filter and purification tablets.
- One headlamp, two flashlights, one lighter.
- A chair, a towel, a first aid kit, compression socks, a freeze-dried meal, an emergency blanket, travel utensils.
Now the absences, and they are the story:
No tent. No sleeping bag. No sleeping pad. No camp stove. No lantern. No cooler — only the packs that go in one.
The only occurrence of the word “tent” anywhere in the top twenty-five is inside the title of a permethrin spray, which is sold for treating them.
What that means if you shop from the top
A beginner outfitting entirely from this best-seller list arrives at a campsite thoroughly defended against insects, well supplied with cold packs, carrying clean water and a first aid kit, wearing compression socks — with nowhere to sleep, nothing to cook on and nothing to sit under.
The chart is not lying and it is not broken. It is measuring what people buy this month, and tents, bags and stoves are durable goods bought once every five or ten years. Repellent is bought every summer. Ice packs are bought when last year’s split. The chart is a picture of restocking, not of equipping.
So use it for what it is good at, which is consumables and small comforts, and buy the four big things somewhere the chart cannot help you.
The actual first-trip list
Car camping, in rough order of what ruins a trip when it is missing:
- Shelter — a tent that fits your party plus their bags, not exactly your party.
- Sleep — a bag rated below the night temperature you expect, and something insulating underneath it. See the warning.
- Light — a headlamp each. The chart has three lighting products in its top twenty-five — a headlamp and two flashlight listings; you still want one per person.
- Water and cold — a cooler with packs, and a way to treat water if the site has none.
- A chair each. Weight is free when you drove.
- Cooking — a stove and one pot, or accept that everything is cold or cooked on a fire that may be banned.
- First aid, plus the four things the kit leaves out.
Items 3, 4, 5 and 7 are on the chart. Items 1, 2 and 6 are not — and 1 and 2 are the two that decide whether anyone sleeps.
Where these picks came from, honestly
All three read off Amazon’s own Camping and Hiking Equipment chart this morning — node 3400371 — rank, rating and review count together, best-sellers first. All three are research picks. The absences were counted by hand from the same top twenty-five and are the reason this piece exists; the ordering of the first-trip list is desert camping experience rather than a chart reading.
The one honest warning
An air mattress is colder than the ground it is keeping you off, and almost nobody tells beginners this.
It is the most common miserable first night in camping and it has nothing to do with the temperature rating of your sleeping bag. An air bed is a large volume of air under your body, that air circulates, and it carries your heat away all night far faster than a foam pad of the same thickness. People buy a queen air bed for comfort, put a good bag on it, and wake at three in the morning genuinely cold from underneath, convinced the bag failed.
The bag did not fail. Insulation under you matters as much as insulation over you, and an air mattress provides almost none.
The fix is cheap and unglamorous: put a closed-cell foam pad, or even a folded blanket, between you and the air mattress. In summer at low elevation you may never notice the problem. On a desert night in spring or autumn, when the temperature drops thirty degrees after sunset, you will notice it at about two in the morning, and there is nothing to be done about it then.
Buy the air bed for your back. Do not buy it for warmth, and do not let it be the only thing between you and the night.
The picks
Cool Coolers slim reusable ice packs
Number seven on Amazon's Camping and Hiking Equipment chart this morning, 4.7 stars across thirty-three thousand eight hundred ratings, and one of four ice-pack listings in the chart's top twenty-five. Slim flat packs beat loose ice for car camping for a boring reason: they do not melt into two inches of water at the bottom of the cooler that ruins everything not in a sealed bag. They also refreeze, which loose ice does not.
- Best for
- Any cooler, any trip where you drive to the site, and anyone who has opened a cooler on day two and found their bread swimming.
- Watch out
- They take up volume that ice would fill with cold, so a cooler packed with packs holds less food than one packed with ice. The honest answer for a long trip is both — packs at the bottom and along the sides, block ice in the middle.
GCI Outdoor Comfort Pro Rocker camping chair
Number nineteen, 4.4 stars across thirty-nine hundred ratings, and the only piece of furniture anywhere in the top twenty-five. Car camping is different from backpacking in exactly one respect that matters: weight is free. A real chair is the single biggest comfort-per-dollar item on the list, and it is the thing people are most surprised to have wanted.
- Best for
- Sitting round a fire for four hours, which is most of what car camping actually is.
- Watch out
- Its review count is thin next to the rest of this chart, and rocking chairs sink and wobble on soft ground and gravel. If your sites are sand, a plain four-legged chair is the more sensible buy.
BAND-AID Travel Ready portable first aid kit, 80 piece
Number twelve, 4.8 stars across fourteen thousand four hundred ratings — tied for the highest rating anywhere in the camping top twenty-five. Eighty pieces of the boring, correct things: assorted plasters, gauze, tape, antiseptic wipes. For car camping the case for a pre-made kit is simply that it exists and is packed, which is more than can be said for the one you were going to assemble.
- Best for
- The glovebox and the camp box, permanently, restocked once a year.
- Watch out
- Eighty pieces sounds like a lot and is mostly plasters. It has no tweezers worth the name, no blister treatment, no tick remover and none of your own medication. Treat it as the base and add those four things — the gap between a kit and a useful kit is small, cheap and entirely on you.
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